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Sleazy Zambesi

Written & Performed by Suzanne Jade
Oh this is the story about a fish as mean as can be
They called him Sleazy Zambezi, the scourge of the sea
Now here was a fish who ran a smooth operation
With his gang of meanies he terrorized the nation
They made a meal of all from eel to crustacean

There was Jack Kipper and his Mad cousin Finny
And Couta the Kid who could chew through a tinny
Bulged out, pop-eyed mobsters that roamed the sea

CHORUS:

I said go, go Cat go
Yeah I said go, go Cat go
Big ol' Sleazy Zambezi met his match in the Aqua Cat

They bullied and bluffed, stirred up a real good scare
Never dreamed that soon they'd swim right into a snare
Lurking there on the shore was their worst nightmare

Fishermen tried with all of their might
They'd cast their lines and hope he'd bite
But that Sleazy Zambezi stayed way out of sight

REPEAT CHORUS

The Dinglehopper raced past all the fishermen's lines
Sleazy's gang should have known they could see all the signs
They were a-shrieking and a-crying and a-begging for their lives

One by one they fell pray to it's lure
The crowd on the beach was cheering more more more
As the Dinglehopper reeled them all back to shore

REPEAT CHORUS

Big ol' Sleazy Zambezi met his match in the Aqua Cat!

A Fishy Party

Taking your Aqua Cat out way past the back-line is thrilling beyond words but to then watch as your little bait boat develops instant personality when it encounters some creatures of the deep is a once-in-a-lifetime breathtaking experience…

One of our clients who took his boat out to sea couldn’t believe his eyes when a group of dolphins circled his little Aqua Cat Dinglehopper hundreds of metres into the ocean, bumped it, flipped it and played with it for a full half hour! The little boat eagerly joined the fishy party and cheekily dived and bounced around the heavy swells with her newfound deep-sea friends, totally oblivious of the stir she was causing on the beach. Still amused but exhausted the dolphins finally settled down but the little Dinglehopper, full of vigor as is her custom, obeyed her captain’s command and in no time at all she landed back at his feet, safely on the shore.

No Light for the Night

Jim has had his Aqua Cat Dinglehopper for three years now, a treasured part of his fishing gear, in fact he vows never to fish without it ever again. So, when Jim called the other day to order some extras we tried to interest him in a nifty night-light which we felt would be of huge benefit to him since he was an avid freshwater angler and spent many hours at the water’s edge. ‘Oh no thanks, no night light for me,’ Jim said.

Puzzled we wanted to know why on earth he would prefer to struggle in the dark. ‘I work night shift most months’, Jim explained. So if I bought a night light for my Aqua Cat I will have no more excuse to refuse my buddies the use of my little boat whilst I’m at work !’ Well, I’ll be darned.

Nighty Night, Dingly Hoppy

Now I’ve heard it all! An old client of ours, Jan, called the other day to tell us about his recent trip to Henties with his “Aqua Cat er uh Dingely Hoppy”. He and a couple of friends spent a glorious week doing nothing but fish all day, every day. The problem came in when, after watching Jan reel in monster after monster from way behind the back-line with his boat, his fishing buddies started eyeing his little Dinglehopper a trifle too closely for his liking.

Now, according to Jan, having a friendly get together with your fishing buddies is one thing but actually sharing your most trusted fishing tool with any one of them is quite another. So every night Jan would wait for his friends to go to sleep and then quietly take his little Dinglehopper into his room, place it tight against his stretcher and cover himself and his boat with a blanket. That way he was sure that none of his fishing buddies would sneak off to the beach in the early morning hours to reel in the big ones with his little boat! Well done Jan, you win the coveted Dingely Hoppy Father of the Year award!

 

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